lordoftheinternet:

i see you driving round town with the girl i love and i’m like i am very jealous and resent this situation but i respect her decisions as an individual

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

shavingryansprivates:

*waits for football season to start*

vvebkinz:

mr steal yo mechanical pencil